Shark Jesus

Shark Jesus is a central figure to Justin Worsham's religion, which he has not yet named. Shark Jesus is Jesus in shark form, come to save the souls of all fish and perhaps human beings as well. His existence was first revealed in episode 228, when Justin and Kevin were looking up information on sharks. So far, the canon of Sharkianity has not been fully explained by Justin, but certain things have been touched upon.
 * Shark Jesus wants people to live in harmony with one another.
 * The Shark Bible is written in an archaic tongue. A translated version apparently exists.
 * Shark Jesus travelled and told parables much like human Jesus.
 * Shark Jesus can talk to people on a spiritual level.
 * He and Brontosaurus Jesus have substantial philosophical differences.
 * Shark Jesus dislikes hormonal women, or possibly just Natalie Worsham.
 * Shark Jesus is about inner beauty and does not endorse tanning.
 * Shark Jesus is aware that there are non-believers, such as Kevin Miller.